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im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already

The avengers movie was so good i feel like crying ;_____;

During the movie this one girl in front of me said “They should kill Loki.” I actually imagined myself turning into the hulk, grabbing her by the head, and launching her to the wall. It’s scary what my obsession with Loki is turning me into. -____-

On the ride back it was quiet for a while and my friend, out of nowhere, yells out “hey David did you hear that Cher died?” i felt like crying so bad and i felt like my heart exploded. Then when she said “just kidding,” i literally imagined myself turning into the hulk, grabbing her by the head, and launching her out of the car. It’s scary what my obsession with Cher is turning me in to -_____-

pretty amazing night though :P

I have been waiting patiently for this moment for what seems to be forever. I can’t believe that I made it this far without watching The Avengers, but now the day has come. I have spent countless hours preparing for our encounter and I believe that I am now worthy for him.

I am coming, Loki. My body is ready.

Ummmmm good job brain. That was very………………. creative -______-

I have brunch on weekends~

Oh yeah those brunches that we have together are really nice… Wait a minute!!! i don’t go to have brunch with you. but how can this be? having brunch with you would be amazing, but why don’t i go?!?!?!………Oooohhhh now i remember. BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVITE ME!!!!!! i see how it is Ligles >:(

Now I’m saying that i’m turning gay and giving up my obsession with Jennifer Aniston forever………………………………she still hasn’t shown up yet :/

I keep forgetting to tell you guys about my awesome dream. A week ago a dreamed that i was a contestant on America’s next Top Mrs. Lovett. Yeah you read right, Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd. Awesome huh :P In the dream me and some other bitches had to dress up in our own interpretation of Mrs. Lovett’s outfits and DAMN i looked good. My outfit was different though because it was a combination of Mrs. Lovett and Blind Mag from Repo! The Genetic Opera, which looked totally kick ass. We had to pose for pictures and walk like sexy bitches on the catwalk, and I did a really great job. For the elimination round we had to eliminate each other in an epic musical battle to the death. They would play music and we would have to improvise a duet, that could be put in the movie. During the song the judges would choose which one is the best so far and the winner would get to sing the last line in the epic song and slash the loser’s throat with a barber’s knife. I beat most of the people there and was one of the finalists. I wish i could have won, but in the last battle before we got to hear who the winner was my sister woke me up :( It was a really interesting dream, and I’m proud of my brain for making it up. I should be able to put that on my resume or something :P