I won’t give out any spoilers.

The avengers movie was so good i feel like crying ;_____;

During the movie this one girl in front of me said “They should kill Loki.” I actually imagined myself turning into the hulk, grabbing her by the head, and launching her to the wall. It’s scary what my obsession with Loki is turning me into. -____-

On the ride back it was quiet for a while and my friend, out of nowhere, yells out “hey David did you hear that Cher died?” i felt like crying so bad and i felt like my heart exploded. Then when she said “just kidding,” i literally imagined myself turning into the hulk, grabbing her by the head, and launching her out of the car. It’s scary what my obsession with Cher is turning me in to -_____-

pretty amazing night though :P

Do You Wanna Be On Top?

I keep forgetting to tell you guys about my awesome dream. A week ago a dreamed that i was a contestant on America’s next Top Mrs. Lovett. Yeah you read right, Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd. Awesome huh :P In the dream me and some other bitches had to dress up in our own interpretation of Mrs. Lovett’s outfits and DAMN i looked good. My outfit was different though because it was a combination of Mrs. Lovett and Blind Mag from Repo! The Genetic Opera, which looked totally kick ass. We had to pose for pictures and walk like sexy bitches on the catwalk, and I did a really great job. For the elimination round we had to eliminate each other in an epic musical battle to the death. They would play music and we would have to improvise a duet, that could be put in the movie. During the song the judges would choose which one is the best so far and the winner would get to sing the last line in the epic song and slash the loser’s throat with a barber’s knife. I beat most of the people there and was one of the finalists. I wish i could have won, but in the last battle before we got to hear who the winner was my sister woke me up :( It was a really interesting dream, and I’m proud of my brain for making it up. I should be able to put that on my resume or something :P

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?

In the movie I would be the vampire slayer so my weapon of choice would be a wooden stake and my arch enemy would be this big badass vampire not like those bitches in twilight. The line I scream when I defeat him would go like this…”The best time to wear a striped sweater,” I stab him in the heart, “is all the time!!!”

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