fake:

So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.

I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.

Anyways they should remaster this game

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proto-homo:
“RuPaul winning the budget for season 1 of drag race
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proto-homo:

RuPaul winning the budget for season 1 of drag race

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polyglotplatypus:

thesnadger:

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

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cuddlebabies:

I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like

if you change your mind

I’m the first in the line

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If the government shut down, then does that mean there are no more FBI agent watching us???? Did they take them away from us??????

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rosalielesbianhale:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire.

Second,

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And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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susanoomon:

welcome to applebees! 🍎🐝

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tragically, Panda Express is not a company that delivers live pandas to your doorstep
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werewolfhusband:

This made someone on my Facebook dm me that turned into them telling me how they “don’t agree with the black lives matter people” so yeah. It’s helping me burn bridges that need to be burned.

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positive-memes:
“Made my day better
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positive-memes:

Made my day better

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